fake-mermaid: why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
photolies: I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
2treehill: how do you get a nice body without moving
A kiss may ruin a human life.– Oscar Wilde (via rabbitinthemoon)
timelord-and-fishcustard: foodtrucker: I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world this is called dreaming
know-your-fucking-enemy: Can’t i just be in a cute relationship already.