May 2013
fake-mermaid:
why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
photolies:
I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
2treehill:
how do you get a nice body without moving
A kiss may ruin a human life.
– Oscar Wilde (via rabbitinthemoon)
timelord-and-fishcustard:
foodtrucker:
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
this is called dreaming
know-your-fucking-enemy:
Can’t i just be in a cute relationship already.